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Cabbie Chronicles chapter 5: The Cellphone Sized Cockroach
It was about three am one morning when I found myself pulling up to a Kum and Go gas station to fuel up. I figured I wasn’t going to get anymore calls so I decided to shut it down early. I stepped out to get the pump started and dropped one of the cellphones I...
Cabbie Chronicles chapter 4: Meet Jake a Hitchhiker from St. Louis
Meet Jake a Hitchhiker from St. Louis. I scooped ol’ boy up at a Walmart. He told me Arkansas was by far the worst state he’d ever had the pleasure of catching a ride in. I asked him why. He said first of all they don’t pick hitchhikers up in Arkansas which meant he had...
Cabbie Chronicles chapter 1: Dude Look, All I Got is Lotto Tickets
Cabbie Chronicles chapter 1: Dude Look, All I Got is Lotto Tickets About four a.m. one night a chick calls me up. Halfway to her destination she informs me that she intends to pay me with lottery tickets. Yep… lady go bye bye. I don’t want any lottery tickets. The only thing that crossed my...
Cabbie Chronicles chapter 3: The Exploding Testicle
Been a while since I dropped one of these… I picked this guy up from the hospital one night at about 2 a.m. I noticed the guy was wearing a full set of scrubs. You know the kind they give you when they have to cut all your clothes off. I asked the guy if...
Cabbie Chronicles chapter 2: The Booty Scratcher
I was sitting in the passenger seat of a cab outside of a Kroger grocery store with the seat reclined waiting for a customer. An aspiring shopper pulled up and parked in the space next to me. I’m assuming she didn’t notice the vehicle was occupied because I saw here look around through the door...